THIS IS THE STORY OF THE CENTURY
Action - Drama - Deception - Vomiting - Farting
AND NO POLITICS INVOLVED.....
I was with the cast of EIGHT IS NEVER ENOUGH driving home from a gig when the radio coverage of the BALLOON BOY came on the air. OH THE DRAMA!!! Mixed emotions were at work. Human fears for the boys safety and comedic desire to rant and rave about the moment. Everything was hanging on a thread. A fine line. If the boy is hurt or killed this is tragic. If he survives this is the funniest thing in media in years.
WHERE IS LITTLE FALCON?
We were listening to Sean Hanady. He kept saying, "He is traveling at a clip" and then conversing everyone that came on air "Wouldn't you say he was traveling at a clip?" Over and over.
Caller "UH He is going pretty fast"
Sean "No he is goin at a clip"
Over and Over again, as if Sean wanted to coin a new phrase, hoping to be quoted on CNN. "Reports say he was going at a clip." If you say that one more time I will be loading a clip LOL "He seems to be coming down. Grounds crew is swarming" And then FOX NEWS reports the boy is safe while on the ground they report he is not there. WHERE IS THE FALCON. And if this causes SNL to bring back the FALCONER we are all doomed to comedy hell.
THAT WAS THEN - THIS IS NOW
So first they say this was all a huge accident. This is not hoax. But then the truth comes out in this FALCON leakage. "It was for the show" UH OH - DAD NO HAS TO TAP DANCE... and FART
***OOPS THERE IT IS***
"I AM APPALLED" Oh Dad, where did you learn how to lie. You could never be in politics with poor showing of misdirecting skills. And it continues... Seriously, if you wrote this as a script, producers would laugh you out of the pitch session.
Dad lies while son vomits
The police say it is a hoax
The moral of the story.
Don't depend on a SIX YEAR OLD to cover your ass.
Or at least do a better job coaching.
