IKEA made me a better man!!!

Yeah I said it. Laurice and I spent our 12th anniversary shooping at IKEA and planning our new apartment. For 6 years we have lived in semi furnished apartments with roommates - a sacrifice to get our careers and Improv Comedy Show business rocking. It all worked and now it is time to live like adults and no longer like starving artist bohemians. It was fun the first two days. The past 2189 days have been almost tolerable. It was all a small price to pay to get where are today.

Long story short, I feel moredomesticated than in the 17+ years we have been together. We picked out, bought and assembled two rooms of furniture. One question, would it kill IKEA to use words in their directions.

TOP KILL FAILS! Oil still Spewing!!!

I guess slinging mud solves nothing! You would think politicians would know this by now. But like most politicians and so called experts, they continue to sling mud to cover up the fact they really have no clue how to fix this. So this is the 3rd or 4th failed attempt. They say the next failure will take at least 7-10 more days to put in place. WOW!

So

YES WE CAN

is now replace by

PLUG THAT HOLE

but we all should be chanting

WE ARE F#&#@^!!!